Ct gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front
seat. He looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The
nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the bus at the next
stop.
When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to Ct,
"I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you".
Ct says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every
Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prey's to God. If
you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you
are god and you could command her to have sex with you.
Ct decides this is a great idea, so on Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits
for the nun to show up.
At midnight sure enough the nun showed up, while
she was in the middle of praying Ct jumped out from hiding and says,
"I AM GOD. I have heard your prayers and I will answer them BUT ... first
you must have sex with me."
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she
might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. Ct agrees
to this and has his way with the nun.
When he is finished, he stands up and
rips off the mask and shouts,
"Ha, Ha Ha I'm Ct!"
Then the nun jumps up and shouts,
"Ha Ha Ha I'm the bus driver!"
