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• drmoose 3,546 Posts

  Thu, Jan 12 2017 8:21 PM

  @ gonfission,

  Actualbly, there is no needs to be concerned with me becomin' one of them door knockers.My rejahoovanation is solely of the WGT inspired variety,an'  does not transpose itself into the material world. As of this writing, most all of you should be safes. Just sayin'.

  Doc:)

• craigswan 32,015 Posts

  Fri, Jan 13 2017 1:14 AM

  So pabby - my court case finally started . The prosecuting lawyer tried to trip me up but I think I handed it just  fine .

  Lawyer - sir ' what is your IQ .

  me - Well I think I can see pretty well .

   

  Lawyer - are you the witness , victim or defendant .

  me - man I,m the guy who done it .

   

  Lawyer - how many times have you committed suicide .

  me - four times ..

   

  Lawyer - do you drink when on duty .

  me - no I don't drink when on duty unless I come on duty drunk ..

   

  Lawyer - and remember craig all your responses must be oral .

  me - oral .

  Lawyer - how old are you .

  me - oral .

   

  Lawyer - craig '  is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?”
  .me - “No. This is how I dress when I go to work.”

  
  
  What do you think pabby . I should get a not guilty easily ..
  

   

   

• txzdave 1,316 Posts

  Fri, Jan 13 2017 1:26 AM

      Pabsty,

      I Giggled ant swear and I found I should have said ant sir. I blue it.

                I can't remember what exactly happened anyway.

                  Can we draw?

       Can We trust "there"  alfalfabet?

       ~veadxzt~

• pmm711 5,719 Posts

  Fri, Jan 13 2017 2:50 AM

  craigswan:

  Lawyer - are you the witness , victim or defendant .

  me - man I,m the guy who done it .

  Craig,

  
  
  Good Luck! (with getting your memorabilia back too)

  Pabby

  
  

• pmm711 5,719 Posts

  Fri, Jan 13 2017 3:45 AM

  drmoose:

  @ gonfission,

  Actualbly, there is no needs to be concerned with me becomin' one of them door knockers.My rejahoovanation is solely of the WGT inspired variety,an'  does not transpose itself into the material world. As of this writing, most all of you should be safes. Just sayin'.

  Doc:)

  

  
  

• pmm711 5,719 Posts

  Fri, Jan 13 2017 3:55 AM

  txzdave:

       Can We trust "there"  alfalfabet?

  Dave,

  No problem "they're".

  

  Good Luck! (with explaining it though)

  Pabby
  

• craigswan 32,015 Posts

  Fri, Jan 13 2017 4:30 AM

  Dear pabby .

  It's me again .

  My wife talks constantly and doesn't listen to a word I say . I want to dump her but there is a reason I haven't .

  She has got a third nipple in the centre of her rib cage and when she strips off it resembles a kind looking face . It's as though her normal nipples look like the eyes , the additional nipple a little nose and her belly button a cute little mouth .

  Anyway I have taken to calling this face veronica and when my wife is asleep we have long meaningful conversations . One sided I admit . Usually about NFL  football and the patriots.

  Veronica is a good listener but I have developed strong sexual feelings for her . Sometimes I kiss her mouth when my wife is fast asleep .

  What should I do .

  ps -  my real wife is called sally .

• pmm711 5,719 Posts

  Fri, Jan 13 2017 6:11 AM

  craigswan:

  Dear pabby .

  It's me again .

  My wife talks constantly and doesn't listen to a word I say . I want to dump her but there is a reason I haven't .

  She has got a third nipple in the centre of her rib cage and when she strips off it resembles a kind looking face . It's as though her normal nipples look like the eyes , the additional nipple a little nose and her belly button a cute little mouth .

  Anyway I have taken to calling this face veronica and when my wife is asleep we have long meaningful conversations . One sided I admit . Usually about NFL  football and the patriots.

  Veronica is a good listener but I have developed strong sexual feelings for her . Sometimes I kiss her mouth when my wife is fast asleep .

  What should I do .

  ps -  my real wife is called sally .

  Craig,

  As you can't seem to resist participating in this sickazz fetish ensure you give Sally an occasional de-linting.  That way Veronica will always be ready.

  

  Good Luck! (with your visit to the oral surgeon)

  Pabby

• PaulTon 10,731 Posts

  Fri, Jan 13 2017 10:22 AM

  That's kinda purty before it gets started, aint it?

  Tea break's over, Pabby is now consulting...

   

• craigswan 32,015 Posts

  Fri, Jan 13 2017 11:24 AM

  Dear pabby ,

  Try and keep up . This one is serious .

  About seven or eight years ago when computer's were first invented my manager picked me to go on a one day computer course . Everybody else who were there were typists . The teacher didn't take it very well when I took around 2 or 3 minutes each time to find  a letter on the keyboard and when I suggested that it would be a lot easier if the letters were in some sort of  order she flipped .

  That experience has left me scarred .

  So much so that when I play wgt golf I always play by myself . If someone mentions alternate shot or match play I freeze . Even in my own country club I play every tournament alone . In real life I am quite gregarious but not when I have to use a  keyboard .

  People expect me to be amusing but I cannot concentrate on my golf shots and type at the same time . It's very embarrassing and holding my tiers back as beating a player from a higher level is the quickest way to level up and I am a one finger sort of a guy .

  Do you think my best option would be to sign up for skype golf .