craigswan:
Thank you pabby for your quick and useful replies to some of my immediate problems .
It is true my head is spinning renni but once again i need advice .
Driving home from work in my sporty mercedes i was involved in a collision .
"The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind." "The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him." "I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car." "I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight".
"I was then thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows." "I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull."
The police said "The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth." Did they mean me . "I am now on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble after my universal joint gave way.
I have started to fill in the compensation claim form , Do these answers seem ok to you .
Question : What warning was given by you? Answer : Horn.
Question : What warning was given by the other party? Answer : Moo. .
Question : Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?
Answer : Travelled by bus?
Craig,
I hate to answer this way...BUT...You are as stupid as a box of rocks. The Compensation Claim Form answers and fractured skull are the least of your worries. The police have video evidence of you being an accomplice in the train robbery that took place 8rs before your stated accident. I was able to get a few still shots which I've attached below.
So here's what your dealing with;
1) Cited for speeding, reckless driving, and destruction of property
2) The pedestrian you walloped maliciously with your Benz has retained the best ambulance chasing lawyer in town and will be filing his case against you shortly
3) The pink Corvette you used to fetch the train robbers, Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head, was reported stolen late last night. You're being charged with Grand Theft Auto. They found coins from the robbery in the Corvette as well as the eye patches you tried to use to disguise the fact that you're an alien. As if an eye patch was going to make you look human. WTF were you thinking? And to make matters worse, they were able to match your DNA from the accident scene to the DNA found on the eye patch. The prosecution's case is becoming ironclad to say the least.
4) The fact that you drove the getaway car also makes you an accomplice to the train robbery. You're facing multiple felony charges in reference to this robbery...in fact, too many to list here.
Now, the police may be wiling to cut a deal with you if you'll turn in your two accomplice buddies and also lead them to the whereabouts of Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head, who are still on the run.
They've ruled out any hope for a temporary insanity defense due to your "priors"...the prior posts you've made on this blog, as well as other blogs. Yes, social media has ended up being your worst enemy.
I wish I had better news but I don't. I know this isn't the answer you were looking forward to reading but facts are facts.
Good Luck! (with ever getting paroled and still being an anal virgin if you do)
Pabby
P.S. Rumor has it the police convinced your mom to testify against you. She evidently gave them pictures of you in your youth riding to school on the short bus. So that last answer you gave on your Compensation Claim Form might not have been a smart one. Everyone knows that a Mercedes driver would never think of taking a bus. I guess next time answer "Limo".
