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WGT National Enquirer Comic Contest!

• zagraniczniak 1,984 Posts

  Wed, Apr 27 2011 9:49 AM

  YankeeJim:

  Is lvietri asleep?

  Let's just say he's taking a well-deserved nap.

• sixkiller 1,147 Posts

  Wed, Apr 27 2011 10:18 AM

  CoS: Well Barrack, the firestorm of controversy over Trugolf-Cabo seems to have simmered down.    Pres: I'll fix that, tell Trugolf to roll out Sawgrass!

• MioKontic 4,643 Posts

  Wed, Apr 27 2011 2:06 PM

  PO:  Have you found StrangeMagic's island yet?

  COS:  No Sir.  We've been in contact with the writers of Lost to find out about this moving of islands thing.

• lvietri 3,326 Posts

  Wed, Apr 27 2011 3:29 PM

  COS:   Mr President ... you look very uncomfortable sitting there playing WGT.   Does your butt hurt ?

  Pres:  It's all part of my plan Rob.   Ever since Tiger swore off women  ... well he still has needs.   He's cute, rich and can close the budget deficit all by himself !!!

• sallu4u 87 Posts

  Wed, Apr 27 2011 4:04 PM

  Pres

  Damn!missed that hole again.Guess oval office is not that lucky for me

  COS

  Like the wgt pros always say Hit it hard and straight.Practice,practice,practice.Take advice from pros like Bill and Monica.They had a pretty good record here.

   

   

• StrangeMagic 1,304 Posts

  Wed, Apr 27 2011 4:22 PM

  lvietri:

  COS:   Mr President ... you look very uncomfortable sitting there playing WGT.   Does your butt hurt ?

  Pres:  It's all part of my plan Rob.   Ever since Tiger swore off women  ... well he still has needs.   He's cute, rich and can close the budget deficit all by himself !!!

  OMG !!

  ROFLMAO !!!

  Looks like lvietri woke up !

• jeffdos924 1,085 Posts

  Wed, Apr 27 2011 4:28 PM

  WigerToods2010:

  COS:  "Well that's British Petroleum totally wiped off the planet, Sir."

   

  PO:     "WTF?!?!?...... I meant a blitz round on Bethpage Black, dumbass! "

  ;o)

   This has to be near the top .. made me go to my backup keyboard, since I spit coffee all over the good one.

• BolloxInBruges 1,389 Posts

  Wed, Apr 27 2011 6:09 PM

  COS:  Any luck spotting Bigfoot on Bethpage yet?

  PRES:  No, but I will not stop until I do.  Now go fetch me some Red Bull, gonna be another all nighter.

• IvaThongon 933 Posts

  Wed, Apr 27 2011 8:34 PM

  Ha, how did I miss this until now???

  You guys are all pretty clever, good chuckles!

• oldmanhacker 47 Posts

  Wed, Apr 27 2011 9:07 PM

  COS: No, sir. that isn't a pool of oil, it says water hazard.

  President Obama: I don't care, bomb WGT anyway! We need the practice and besides i lost two balls in there..........Pay to play cartoon golf, my a**.