How the heck did he get so fat, gyrating like that?
He must have cooked off at least 863 calories, by the time I scrolled from the top of the picture, to the bottom...
Elvis never really died, he entered extremely bad movie rolls
Then tried his hand at traffic management on a New Jersey bridge
Last seen at the Whaling Wall
International House of Pancakes, has been under a gag agreement as to his whereabouts