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• txzdave 1,316 Posts

  Fri, Mar 17 2017 12:58 AM

                    Elusive teacher and for the dream reacher.

         Rhyme and reason.......Nah.......

                     Hat in the ring, This is the thing. Talk can be sing and throw can be sling.

                                    If it ain't fun what you done here turn your back on your slipped gear.

                                                Hear that grind? What'd you just find?

                  Yo clutch is just fine but now it's mine until next time.

                                                                   Overdrive and live alive.

                     ~hissinswat~

   

• craigswan 32,175 Posts

  Fri, Mar 17 2017 1:51 AM

  An even mor Modest Proposal: that everyone whenever they wish can omit surplus letters in words that don't represent meaning or pronunciation and often mislead.

  They ar the most common reason why spelling demons ar demonic. They waste time, paper, ink, but even mor they waste peple's time lerning them and hassl over getting them incorrect. U cannot gess what they ar or put them in the right place in words.

• craigswan 32,175 Posts

  Fri, Mar 17 2017 2:07 AM

  Top golf  are to launch new software next month which they say will be "essentlai" for anybody .posting on these forums .

  The program called Spell Unchecker will automatically mispell random words.

  A Senior programmer sent  an email about the new software.

  "As we all nknow it is universally accepted to mispell wiotrd sin threds now matter how carefullu you type. But should an threed not contain any msiepltlings the Spell Unchecker software will automatically uncorrect at least six or sevven of qwords ensuring you deliver a perfect impressin every time".

  Wgt posters hela a straw polll  and the software was voted "buckyg frilliant"

   

• Dougie4042 4,410 Posts

  Fri, Mar 17 2017 2:16 AM

  txzdave:

     Elusive teacher and for the dream reacher.

         Rhyme and reason.......Nah.......

                     Hat in the ring, This is the thing. Talk can be sing and throw can be sling.

                                    If it ain't fun what you done here turn your back on your slipped gear.

                                                Hear that grind? What'd you just find?

                  Yo clutch is just fine but now it's mine until next time.

                                                                   Overdrive and live alive.

  That's some serious wordplay!  :-)

   

• PaulTon 10,731 Posts

  Fri, Mar 17 2017 2:22 PM