Forums

puzzled part 2

• gonfission 2,264 Posts

  Sat, Mar 18 2017 11:36 AM

  LMAO

  I went to a party in N.Y. in the 80's. I could not agree with you more. I was prodded to take the pre - exam in  the OMNI magazine by friends. If you passed that 1, you could take the Mensa one on their, (Omni's) dime.

  Never a bunch of social misfits, in my life, have I ever witnessed, than that bunch. I did however meet Marilyn, in an unrelated venue.

  She was grounded, mostly bothered by it all. Here are the highlights of all the parties around the world.

  Look at the lanyards around their necks, their IQ's are posted on them. I showed up with 22inches of red hair, and a ZZ Top beard. They wouldn't let me in. I was actually quizzed by the hostess. I out gunned her by 72 points. That shut them all up. Morons!

  If you can cheer, clap, and chew gum at the same time, you're in...or,

  Cheer, chew gum, and, HAVE the clap, you're in. I forget.

• dyerbr 633 Posts

  Sat, Mar 18 2017 3:10 PM

  So it's nothing to do with the ,butcher, baker or candlestick maker. 

• gonfission 2,264 Posts

  Sat, Mar 18 2017 9:28 PM

  The smartest of us all right there ^^^^^^  LOL

  Good question. the OP is withholding information

• Dougie4042 4,410 Posts

  Sun, Mar 19 2017 1:15 AM

  oneeyedjohn:

  I was a member of Mensa some time ago

  Lol, I'll take your word for it.  Btw, whatever happened to your Marge Simpson? Loved that thing!

• craigswan 32,175 Posts

  Sun, Mar 19 2017 3:15 AM

  Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked
  readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,
  subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. The winners are: 

  1 - Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an as shole.

  2 - Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

  3 - willy-nilly,  -  impotent.

  4 - flatulence, -  emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run 

  over by a steamroller. .

  5 - Glibido: All talk and no action.

• adaputter 1,954 Posts

  Sun, Mar 19 2017 7:51 AM

  gonfission:

  The smartest of us all right there ^^^^^^  LOL

  Good question. the OP is withholding information

  im just loving replies on here

   

• PaulTon 10,731 Posts

  Sun, Mar 19 2017 12:19 PM

  gonfission:

  the OMNI magazine

  I loved that magazine (with a wee smoke).

• gonfission 2,264 Posts

  Sun, Mar 19 2017 12:40 PM

  PaulTon:

  (with a wee smoke).

  "Wee" says the Scottish Rastafarian. It's legal for you, because it's your religion, right???

  Hail to Bubba Kush, & all it's disciples  ;-)))

  That's the DEEP THINKING time of the day, eh? Turn on some Floyd, lights down low, original Star Trek on the tube...

  Yep, warp factor 10 Scotty LOL

   

   

• PaulTon 10,731 Posts

  Sun, Mar 19 2017 2:02 PM

             

• gonfission 2,264 Posts

  Sun, Mar 19 2017 2:47 PM

  Theres a message hidden in here somewhere about the kind of "fidelity" being played by Paul's butler.

  After a tough day on the WGT links, he needs fresh air, and his recuperative time.

  Damn, he even gets the Valkyries to deliver his wine.

  I have a renewed aspiration in life