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Learn About The Germans - See Alosso

• alosso 21,056 Posts

  Sun, Mar 26 2017 8:14 PM

  MARKDMK:

  Here is 100% true German.

  True! I'm like him, only a tad paler in the face and not as blond. Love that Schuhplattler bit!

  Now you know why I suck at this game - the stone obstructs my mouse movements and always comes between me and the screen!

   

  The first video creates a fake view though. We don't know aggressive women - see Angela for example - and Schnitzengruben must be an invention of those Rock Ridge ppl!

• Duckster789 534 Posts

  Sun, Mar 26 2017 11:36 PM

  There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen.

• blindpugh 433 Posts

  Mon, Mar 27 2017 12:59 PM

  Duckster789:

  There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen.

  I've got to say it ,quoting the old British war movies,

       ve have vays of making you valk.

• alosso 21,056 Posts

  Mon, Mar 27 2017 2:04 PM

  Duckster789:

  There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen.

  The Wiener should be Hart wie Kruppstahl!

• alanti 10,564 Posts

  Mon, Mar 27 2017 2:20 PM

  That was awesome Paul......and I lost it when she laid down the towel! Too funny! What was missing was her going back to bed and returning to her towel 8 hours later.....

  I have been lucky to visit Germany many, many times over the years and it is a country I have very fond memories of.

  But the first visit there was utterly disappointing - as the stereotypical German was nowhere to be seen. But then I have had Americans disappointed when they could not see Kangaroos in Sydney's CBD.

  I suppose our expectations were somewhat skewed :)

  One of my good friends (from the US) went to Germany (Munich), married a German and stayed. I met her a number of years later.....she struggled with English......as she had begun to think in German.

  I should of asked her then......well why doesn't she act as a German as per the video.

   

• phred952 2,714 Posts

  Mon, Mar 27 2017 8:12 PM

  blindpugh:

  Duckster789:

  There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen.

  I've got to say it ,quoting the old British war movies,

       ve have vays of making you valk.

  Would that include "Valk dis vay"?  Inquiring minds may wanna know.

• gonfission 2,241 Posts

  Mon, Mar 27 2017 9:57 PM

  Good one phred

  Valk like dees Egyptian

  Valk dees planksten

  alosso:

  The Wiener should be Hart wie Kruppstahl!

  I agree, that's what Viagra is for. Hardened steel or cold roll?

  Just please, warm it up before you steek eet in

   

   

• RubyDoobie 4 Posts

  Tue, Mar 28 2017 12:06 AM

  https://youtu.be/mxa4HDgfWFs

• blindpugh 433 Posts

  Tue, Mar 28 2017 12:01 PM

  phred952:

  blindpugh:

  Duckster789:

  There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen.

  I've got to say it ,quoting the old British war movies,

       ve have vays of making you valk.

  Would that include "Valk dis vay"?  Inquiring minds may wanna know.

    See above.Wouldn't you have a funny Valk if you had sauerkraut in your trousers ?

  \@@/

   

• 11BC2 555 Posts

  Wed, Mar 29 2017 5:06 AM

  alosso:

  The truth revealed!

  I lived in Hanau back in my military days when I was working at Fliegerhorst (my wife worked at Pioneer).  Had some fun times on Autobahn 7 heading towards and past Kassel working our way to Aabenraa, Denmark.  I've been to many Oktoberfest and tbh, the video you posted seems about right lol ;). 

  Here's a mirror of real life in Germany! ^^