PaulTon:
gonfission:
And the Catharmonican Church of the Multiverse was born.
txzdave should write all of our sacred texts.
This could be bigger than scientology and worth $$$$$$s!
Been warping around looking for this place. So let's see if I have this correct...
The new Kung Fu Panda Multiverse, Catharmonican Church of the Universe, shall be governed by the supreme overlord, PaulTon.
As seen here before his coronation, at the Garden of Weeden
Coronation begins with the "Holy Smoke" ceremony
He's in there somewhere.
We now have a Supreme Overlord, as the ancient txzdave scripts have prophesized
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Jeff is checking for any anomalous gaseous substances, before the Overlord sparks one up, as he has been ordained as the Universes Nebula Bishop. Only Jeff knows what those Motarin Nebulas contain.
He is under constant strain from the overlord to bring back some of those gaseous anomalies, so the overlord can test them personally. Without inhaling of course.
The "Doc" looks on, mundanely. Ready with the Overlord's medicine.
txzdave is continuing his befuddlement techniques, upon the masses.
The overlord, by ordination proclamation, names the "Doc" as Cardinal, of Kung Fu Panda Universe. His sole purpose, shall be to guard the Galactic Ganja nursery,
and send his minions throughout the multiverse, where no Pandafarian has gone before, to seek out, new strains, new Galactifarians, and new potential Catharmonican followers, to go further, than any seeker has gone before.
It's a "Lesser Disciple's" life after all.
11BC2 shall be the resident astrophysicist. Making sense of all celestial bodies, shall be his domain. He can start here with this heavenly body.
I don't expect to see much of 11BC2, as I'm sure he will study the curvature of space, and time, as though he had all the time in the universe, to himself, and shall throw himself deep, into the gravitational pull, of bodily equations presented to him.
We are starting off with the Kung Fu Multiverse out of whack, because no sun is lighter than "URANUS", any such further anomalies shall be sent to the resident interrogation specialist, pdb1.
It shall be his job to make sure NOTHING, in Kung Fu Panda Multiverse makes any sense at all.
The harmonic balance has been restored....
How much do we charge "O" Supreme One, for the pure extasy of enrollment, by the true followers? txzdave better get some scriptures out. UFO bumper stickers wouldn't hurt either.
Himehabu can write his thesis, on the new Catharmonic Multiverse, for extra credit.