From my wife you numpty .
It's valentine's day .
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head..
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming..
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face..
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime ...