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WGT National Enqurier Comic Contest for July

• TWOMINUSONE 2,580 Posts

  Mon, Jun 27 2011 7:25 AM

  Prez: You really think the IRS will believe us, that we spent all this money on lost callaway balls? What will the FBI have to say about this?

  Mrwgt:  Not a problem Sir, they are too busy trying to find out what happened to Pebble Beach.

• TWOMINUSONE 2,580 Posts

  Mon, Jun 27 2011 11:03 AM

  Prez: Did i hear you right? you want to put a Golf course on the moon? are you crazy?

  Mrwgt: Sure, we got Callaway balls with 100 dots backspin already lined up, why not?

• bfghd 1,344 Posts

  Mon, Jun 27 2011 3:33 PM

  Prez:  What do you mean that you guys are all out of Callaways?!

  Mrwgt:  Well, that money-making meter of your's and VEM are acting up, so players are losing all there Callaway to the water!

  Prez:  So how you doing on Dove Balls??

• Boomerboy44 1,514 Posts

  Mon, Jun 27 2011 6:10 PM

  andyson:

  StrangeMagic:

  this guy BoraxinhisBritches

  LMBO!!

  LMFBritchesO

   

• Boomerboy44 1,514 Posts

  Mon, Jun 27 2011 6:17 PM

  Prez: I added 145+12.5% for wind, aimed 2 pixels to the right and the damn ball still went it the water. Something wrong with this calculator.

  Mr. WGT,  Sir did you buy that calculator in the pro shop?

• bfghd 1,344 Posts

  Tue, Jun 28 2011 4:22 PM

  Mr Wgt:  So how did you like then new WGT steroids?

  Prez:  They were great, but don't you think 2000 credits an hour is a bit much?

• Yappy22 733 Posts

  Tue, Jun 28 2011 6:07 PM

  President; Sir my top adviser on virtual golf sites reports you are mollycoddling, dual accounters,cheats,whiners and all sorts of riff raft plus something called Bollox and Bridges whatever the hell that is. You sir have 2 days to fix this mess. Fix it or I will send in flipper and his friends to take care of it. Mr WGT; Mr. President it will be taken care off today.

• danohi50 1,020 Posts

  Tue, Jun 28 2011 11:23 PM

  Prez...So how are you doing with the new Dove Balls?.

  Mr WGT, Well sir, we find them too small to play with.

• andyson 6,415 Posts

  Thu, Jun 30 2011 11:29 AM

  Today is the last day!

• bfghd 1,344 Posts

  Thu, Jun 30 2011 3:19 PM

  Prez:  WTH!!!  I've waisted my entire time since ST. George came out to qualify, and yesterday, I shot a 59, just to find the cut got to 58!!!  Ban all the others so I can qualify for it!

  Mr. WGT  I'll see what I can do sir, if Tibbets"Magically disapeered, so can Bollox!"