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Fri, Jul 6 2018 5:32 AM (19 replies)
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  • craigswan
    31,549 Posts
    Tue, Jul 3 2018 6:44 AM

    calloway .

    sorry guys .

     

  • craigswan
    31,549 Posts
    Tue, Jul 3 2018 6:46 AM

    I hope that this will once again confirm that the most important information in your life won’t come from a teacher, the library or the internet, but from a mentor, and on a very personal level.
    My long-passed grandfather’s birthday is coming up, and for me, it is a time to reminisce.
    The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and the advice he used to give!
    Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and sharing his pearls of wisdom, I’d be a better man.
    Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came when I was 12.
    We were sitting on a park bench eating a sandwich, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day.
    He told me that one day, I’d find a woman and start my own family.
    “And son,” he said, “be sure you marry a woman with small hands.”
    “How come, Grandpa?” I asked.
    “It makes your pecker look bigger.”

  • craigswan
    31,549 Posts
    Tue, Jul 3 2018 6:48 AM

    Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
    1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat tand suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
    3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
    4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
    5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
    CONCLUSION:
    Eat and drink what you like.
    Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

  • craigswan
    31,549 Posts
    Tue, Jul 3 2018 6:49 AM

    and back to the starter balls .

  • gonfission
    2,241 Posts
    Tue, Jul 3 2018 6:57 AM

    craigswan:
    Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came when I was 12.

    It's always heartwarming when you care for such a nice keepsake, for so long

  • SidersBest
    873 Posts
    Tue, Jul 3 2018 11:20 AM

    if it's water about 8.3 pounds

    Siders

  • craigswan
    31,549 Posts
    Tue, Jul 3 2018 11:22 AM

    ouch.

  • craigswan
    31,549 Posts
    Tue, Jul 3 2018 12:39 PM

    ouch.

  • craigswan
    31,549 Posts
    Wed, Jul 4 2018 12:19 AM

    and back to the calloways .

    jings - just hit a hole in one with them .

  • craigswan
    31,549 Posts
    Fri, Jul 6 2018 5:32 AM

    but be careful .

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