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Christmas in July 2018?

Fri, Jul 20 2018 9:10 AM (135 replies)

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MARCJR35

94 Posts

Wed, Jul 18 2018 11:44 AM

"On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me"?

glpark

269 Posts

Wed, Jul 18 2018 12:52 PM

Thank you very much to all the generous Santa's that helped put smiles on a lot of WGT members faces again this year.

Greg

AirMadere

287 Posts

Wed, Jul 18 2018 5:02 PM

I am seeing this thread late & don't know if its over or not , if there's still a Santa out there i could really use a 3 wood that goes further than 240 - 245 , i cant seem to reach the greens with what i have , probably my game not the club but who knows , thanks in advance either way it goes . gr8 worked you guys and gals are doing for the WGT community . " WHO- DAT '" AIR

opyeuclid

6,710 Posts

Wed, Jul 18 2018 5:20 PM

On the 9th ,

Time fore the turn ,

look behind you not to the score you post but the mark you made .

OPY

opyeuclid

6,710 Posts

Wed, Jul 18 2018 5:38 PM

Dear Santa ,

on the 10 th day I wish fore .

one of Santa,s Helpers to find a post Twas the night before Christmas MrCaddie and link it here for all to see .

Fun in the with nothing to see ?

I have cave paintings from Andyson .

Thank you .

OPY

TopShelf2010

10,929 Posts

Wed, Jul 18 2018 5:53 PM

opyeuclid:

Dear Santa ,

on the 10 th day I wish fore

While this may not be what you are looking for, it did bring a smile to my face...

opyeuclid:

Twas almost the Night before the 12 days of Christmas Giveaway .

All the Country Clubs were ready, The gifts from the Pro shop were all under the tree And almost all the days were full . MrCaddie was burned out from all the silly PM,s and working so hard . He sat down in his chair and drifted off to sleep .

Thats when all hell broke loose ,

The Santas little helpers jimmyed the lock on the bar and started to drink all the good stuff ,They then hooked up the TV to the computer and started to download Elf porn .

A few of the Santas helpers drank too much then Tossed up Christmas cookies on the floor And one passed out with his head in the toilet .

Santas little helpers then found MrCaddies car key,s and went out on the town in a rampage ,They took turns driving to see who could run down the most mail boxes and do the best yard turfing .

After a bit of that they set his car on fire and pushed it into the lake at the Kiawah island course on hole # 17 .

As the Santas little helpers were stumbling back to MrCaddies house they saw that the WGT Police were knocking on his door and they all ran to the bushes to hide .

The WGT police Icon & Shoe could see all the empty bottles on the porch and in the yard and more in the house on the floor throu the window .

MrCaddie woke from his sleep and said to him self , Self just who the .... is at my door at this time of night ,

He got up from the chair but did not see that the helpers had taken his pants , He opened the door yelling " Just who the .... do you think you are .

The WGT police Icon & Shoe saw this man at the door with nothing on but his Tee shirt and could see that there was Elf porn on the TV . The Police did not ask but just clocked MrCaddie with a night stick and put him back to sleep .

MrCaddie woke up in a WGT jail cell with a very large man , That man then told him , Son your name is now Betty and you are now my Btch .

A few days latter Santas little helpers all got together and took some of the gifts to the pawn shop and used that money to pay MrCaddies bail .

When MrCaddie got out he went home in his orange jump suit to find the place trashed and his car was gone , He then said to him self ,, Self you know who did this , them little Bstards , I will get each and every one of you even if it takes me till Christmas in July .

The End

Don

twinponds169

3,042 Posts

Wed, Jul 18 2018 5:56 PM

TopShelf2010:
While this may not be what you are looking for, it did bring a smile to my face...

As did this one, it was fun to dig a bit through Christmas's past.

Twas the last night of the 24 day give away .

MrCaddie stepped away from the computer , After clearing the Flash and dropping the trash from his browser . He sat down in his Lazy Boy chair with his milk and cookies . Turned on the TV to watch some reruns of Benny Hill .

As he drifted off to sleep with the remote in his hand , He was still thinking about clicking the mouse for the gift,s he could send .

A Pony for Sally , A Base ball for Bill , Freedom for Mio and bring back Sir Faterson .

Then there was a Knock , Knock , Knock on the door , MrCaddie got up to see and was thinking , Who the * could that be ?

He opened the door to see a strange little man that looked like a Troll , MrCaddie thinks to him self ( Self , I told you the Shrimp at the WGT Christmas party was bad ) .

The Troll at the door spoke ,

iaa R ( R ) V ft from Christmas past . I am here to take you on a trip .

The Christmas thing when it all started when we were all young and new to this game ,

MrCaddie thinks ( Self , the mushroom soup had a funny taste also ) and I remember how much fun it was that players wanted to give back to the community and joined in on what would become the event this has turned into .

The Troll at the door said , there will be two more knocks on your door tonight , this is just the start .