I am going to look at it this way . Its Christmas in July and WGT is doing the right thing ,
OPY
As I washed my stocking in the kitchen sink , After Christmas eve dinner dishes mind you , I started to think to my self ,, Self I said this stocking smells like tune fish on burnt toast . Do you really want to hang it over the mantel and hope for a gift ?
I turned my back for just a Min and the stocking was GONE !
I looked and looked only to find the cat had dragged it under the tree , the dog woke from his nap and went to see , The dog said to the cat you had your fun my turn ( bow wow / meow meow ) .
I reached for the stinky stocking and the cat scratched me and the dog bit .
The dog grabbed the stocking and ran out the door to the yard as if he had to take a >>>> .
The cat hisssssed then ran from the tree , its collar snagged the wire from the light and crash went the tree .
Firsts thing first OPY , beer and a bandaid I say .
After a few ( beers for the pain ) I step to the yard as I need to find my stocking .
Friking dog dug a hole , the stocking went in , then covered the stocking with dirt from the hole , The cat sniffing the said fresh dig and used it like a litter box .
The two of the are now standing guard over this .
Long story short , I dont have a stocking to hang by the chimney with care .
OPY