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Tue, Sep 4 2018 3:12 PM (58 replies)
  • DAZZA501
    5,972 Posts
    Mon, Sep 3 2018 4:03 PM
    Lets face it, when most English people go to the States they think we're Australian anyway :-)
  • HackWilson1930
    1,437 Posts
    Tue, Sep 4 2018 3:51 AM

    As once pointed out by an Irish playwright, those of us in the States haven't spoken English for years.

  • drmoose
    3,543 Posts
    Tue, Sep 4 2018 5:45 AM

     

     

    Dneirf:
    With your failed effort in correcting prepense misspellings, you have taken THE BAIT

     

     Lol, yeppers, I gotta admit, i did not see that coming. Apparently, I failed to take into consideration the " devious mastermind syndrome " whereby, one craftily plots to obtain the ultimate prize of internet golf game forum dominance by deliberately misspelling words and otherwise misusing the English language.

     The oldest trick in the book, an' I played right in to your hand. Wow !

    Doc :)

  • Robert1893
    7,722 Posts
    Tue, Sep 4 2018 6:46 AM

    @drmoose

    Dneirf believes himself to be playing 3D chess in a checkers world. This is what happens when one creates his or her own reality. 

    It's like the old joke of the Russian grandma watching the military parade go by. She turns to the person next to her and says, "Look... my grandson. The only one in step." 

  • Jimbog1964
    8,378 Posts
    Tue, Sep 4 2018 6:59 AM

    MainzMan:

    craigswan:

    You don't go around saying When Arry Met Sally.

    Well, if they moved to America from London's East End they will : )))

    Language differences are always going to cause trouble, even among countries supposedly using the same language.  Even within single countries there are always huge differences in pronunciation and words specific to a particular dialect.  I lived most of my life in the North East and my accent is a mix of Scottish Borders and Geordie.  To anyone South of Birmingham I'm a Geordie, most just don't notice the slight difference.

    Sadly, my accent has mellowed a lot since moving here.  My wife and I visited my old stomping grounds of Rothbury about 9 years ago and one of the first people we met was my old boss, a real Northumbrian speaker.  I didn't notice anything but after we chatted for about 10 minutes and moved on my wife asked me what the hell we'd been talking about, she hadn't understood either of us properly.  Apparently, I immediately switched back to my old accent as soon as I heard it.

    Nice to know it's still in there.

    Sorry, this has fukk all to do with the subject at hand.  Just got into blabber mode.........

    Received English:)

    Many that "like" Shakespeare do so because it sounds posh........To really get the play on words of the Bard a strong regional accent would likely get one closer.  Personally, it was never my cup of tea but it is clever..........Obviously, I am usually somewhat of a culture vulture otherwise:)

    All marvellous except that top schools took as long to work out what on earth each other were on about as they did to progress.  Enter received English, the one that often counts as posh now but it solved a real problem, which it was entirely manufactured solely for.  Thus the thick local school northerner will say bath whereas the paid for school person will say "barth"........Go figure, but the main point is things got standardised.......

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    EDIT : Off any main point too me finks:)

    My mother was Irish.  Now over there as a child on summer holidays, she was chatting to a feller.  She responded to a broad accent that left me without a clue what he was saying (I just about worked out he was not using Gaelic)...........................

     

     

     

  • drmoose
    3,543 Posts
    Tue, Sep 4 2018 8:21 AM

    Lol @ Robert

    Some great stuff there. Good thing it ain't cocktail hour or I'd be cleanin' my screen.

    Doc :)

  • lee22sharon
    1,419 Posts
    Tue, Sep 4 2018 10:47 AM

            I think dneirf's last name is HENRY!     my nickle.

  • ct690911
    7,205 Posts
    Tue, Sep 4 2018 11:22 AM

    lee22sharon:

            I think dneirf's last name is HENRY!     my nickle.

    Same ego, but at least Henry rambles in the 1st person.

    ps: Lennox Lewis (the boxer) used to refer to himself in the 3rd person...too many shots to the head was the professional opinion.

  • MainzMan
    9,591 Posts
    Tue, Sep 4 2018 11:41 AM

    lee22sharon:

            I think dneirf's last name is HENRY!     my nickle.

    It could well be that Henry and dneirf are one and the same.  They both appear to go out of their way to seek attention, mostly negative it has to be said.

    Given that I made peace with Henry, do I now have to extend an olive branch to dneirf?  Or can I go with my gut feeling and whip him across the face with it?

  • lee22sharon
    1,419 Posts
    Tue, Sep 4 2018 11:54 AM

             Do both and leave him in a continued state of confusion.....lol.....my nickle.

     

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