I'm off down the road on sunday . Wedding at the royal and ancient golf club in st Andrews .
St Andrews is a strange place . There is an antique's programme on the bbc where you can have your goods valued. Most people get a valuation of a couple of hundred pounds .
In st Andrews no one on the programme had a value of less than £50.000. And then they stick it back in a cupboard for another 20 years .
Government council houses sit side by side with millionaire's mansions .
My sister in law works in a bank there . Some students at the university take 2 or 3 part time jobs to pay there way . Other's deposit hundreds of thousands of pounds from the bank of mummy and daddy .
Strange mix .
Better take my credit card with me .
A grey goose and 3 straws please .