Dear craig ,
In reply .
The problem with men is that they were born men. Men don't know how to relate to a woman. If a man can't relate to me, it's a pretty hopeless situation for the world..
Craig you arrived at my front door with a wad of wilted weeds which you claimed to be daisies. But I know they were weeds because almost immediately, my eyes teared, I began sneezing and my face broke out in an instant rash.
It was a huge disappointment because I had carefully prepared for the date - even going as far as to purchase a new brand of perfume and a new version of makeup as I was picking up my new kitty, Sherman from the pet store.
You chose to take me out to a steakhouse which was little more than a hole in the wall.
You were very skimpy on the price, too, ordering twenty dollar steaks for both of us. Just what does that brand of cheapness say to a woman, I ask?
I suppose the worst moment of the date was when you left the inept waitress a $10 tip. Imagine, a waitress worth half as much as a cheap steak for a cheapskate!
And further more as expected we experienced a bit of engine trouble on the way home .
Your exhaust didn't work. It was full of hot air .
And also your tires didn't work because this date certainly didn't just keep right on rolling along!
thank you for ruining my entire life!
o'callaghan .