Well first of all doc you have to make friends with him or her .
Let us call it a it .
Sweet talk is the answer .
User suggestions could be .
We are not as good as we think we are. We need to go out and prove that.
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Fourth spot is what we are aiming for. We don't want to be second best.
Remember golf is like a roundabout. Sometimes you are up and sometimes you're down.
How come you only miss your avator when he's not playing . And there's no 'I love you' message to be seen anywhere .
Score 31 and he will score 30 i presume radiating the sweet smell of success.
You sowed the seed, and now you must reap the whirlwind .
Now is the time to put up or shut up .
Nail his colours to the mast and throw down the Great Pretender
It's like déjà vu all over again. . Ask it where he would like to be buried .
When the police arrive and ask you - how many times did you hit him with your seven iron just say - put me down for a four .
Remember golf is 90% mental, the other half is physical. .
Have fun out there .