I've played those shot's many many times, i've never quit coz of it tho.
I was tempted one time, when a low life said i should shove my skirt up my @rse and follow it with my golf shoes!!! But I relented and thrashed him instead, and watched him crawl back up his own @rsehole!
But quitting coz your caddy is stupid, is the funniest story I read on here in ages.
Thanks for brightening my day :))