A driver is stuck in a traffic jam. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks "Whats going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress and are asking for 10 million dollars in ransom, otherwise the are going to douse them in gasoline and set them on fire. WE are going car to car getting donations" How much is everyone giving, on average" the driver asks. The man replies
"about a gallon"