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Tue, Oct 21 2014 5:33 AM (190 replies)
  • SweetiePie
    4,925 Posts
    Thu, Oct 9 2014 9:15 AM

    ithurtswnipee:

    If it was a double back hand then I gladly except in the homorous nature of my humanity. If not then I except your right of intelect (very good one) & freedom of speech. If you reply I will have been enlightened towards a small bit of who you are. If not the mystery remains.

    Well pee, I read your offer on my wall but before I could respond to it, you removed it. I appreciated the offer to provide me with some of your "bluest" humor if I asked you to be my friend so the jokes could be provided under cover in PMs. Being a girl, I don't ever ask for friendship...it's not Ladylike. As for filthy jokes, between my Father, three older Brothers and jokes handed down from as far back as my Great-Grand Father (1877) I have quite a historic collection that provide insights to humor from societal enviornments of the past...as the "Rastus" joke is...the reverse are the tears I shed as I read "12 Years A Slave", the true narrative of Solomon Northrup in 1853. ;-}

     

  • PCFRASER
    111 Posts
    Thu, Oct 9 2014 9:28 AM

    Mine will take it's place among the boring. I started on this game pretty early when it was still in 'beta'   :-) and wasn't sure if I was going to stick around so I went with my first two initials P.C. and last name FRASER.

    Pretty boring.  :(

  • SweetiePie
    4,925 Posts
    Thu, Oct 9 2014 1:14 PM

    PCFRASER:

    I went with my first two initials P.C. and last name FRASER.

    Pretty boring.  :(

    It makes perfect sense...normal in the perfect...;-}

  • ZioMio
    4,680 Posts
    Thu, Oct 9 2014 3:37 PM

    I wanted something that had a ring to it, that was quick and easy to type.

  • 1enigma1
    486 Posts
    Thu, Oct 9 2014 3:52 PM

    ENIGMA is my online poker name which suits me also with playing WGT cause  some of the shots and green breaks are a str8 ENIGMA to me (lol).....

  • liam91
    3,130 Posts
    Thu, Oct 9 2014 4:07 PM

    mine falls into the boring/mustn't upset either child category  

    Liam is my son, 91 is the year my daughter was born

    Mike

  • ithurtswnipee
    891 Posts
    Thu, Oct 9 2014 6:42 PM

    SweetiePie:
    Well, yes I am...Southern California.

    Miss Pie, I had you pegged for the DEEP SOUTH, I should have made that clear. I don't think Sow Cali, is quite considerd the "South" albeit it is certainly South of a darn big state.

    I am glad you possess the intelect to enjoy all types of humor. I have read some of your posts & your education & refinement precedes you.

    SweetiePie:
    I appreciated the offer to provide me with some of your "bluest" humor

    The reason for the short wall post was to keep valgarity out of public view and not hand a loaded weapon to those that surely would use it against me, for lack of a funny bone.

     

     

    SweetiePie:
    Being a girl, I don't ever ask for friendship...

    I do hope that is not true outside this venue. I understand you come from & are very proud of your generational background, However Miss Pie, this is the 21 century. It is not only excepted for a "lady" to ask a person, male & female to become a friend, it is most in need these days for the men who lack the moral fortitude or balls to ask you first due to your previous generation of women burning their bra's. So sorry. I meant to say undergarments.

    SweetiePie:
    the reverse are the tears I shed

    Should you want to dry those eyes from sadness and resoak them in madness I suggest a good dose of Carl Hiaasen. I just finished "Lucky You" & am now into "Sick Puppy". It is starting out as a Don Rickles meets Andrew Dice Clay kind of thing. If you like to laugh out loud I highly suggest Mr. Hiaasens complete works of provocative insight on the insanity of the human condition from which we all suffer.

    Some more than others.

    Should you wish to know to whom is writing this. I suggest "Still Life With Woodpecker". Or "Even Cowgirls Get The Blues". Amongst others.

     Thoreau, Shakespeare, Tolstoy, Dickens, Hemingway, (He lived near me), Poe all the other greats are arguably the best that have put ink to paper. The Iliad & Oddesy were favorites as well as both testaments & one I shall leave unmentioned at this time due to it's unpopularity..... all will last through the ages to come. 

    However humor is very fleeting & not conjoined to the above diction. It also is no where near excercised in here as it should be. A finer medicinal substance does not exsist. Laughter, really hard laughing that makes your eyes water is the best you will ever feel in your life. No pharmaceutical will ever give you the rush that the endorphins produced by gut busting laughing will. Like you, I have tried almost all there is to try, so I speak heavily from experience. More people in here need to understand & remember that. SIGH

    Keep doing your best to continue carring the torch of humor. I will be giggling in the background.

    Today Tomorrow, will be yesterday.

    Someone needs to give the Comedian his button back. Or Rorschach to be exact.

       

    Pee   ------------------<*{{{{{{-(

  • mantis0014
    8,946 Posts
    Fri, Oct 10 2014 12:49 AM

    liam91:

    mine falls into the boring/mustn't upset either child category  

    Liam is my son, 91 is the year my daughter was born

    Mike

    Not boring. Good Thinking.  Nice profile name.

    I got married in 91,   after 16 years, divorced now and 2 girls born in the 90's who both hate my old Music I play....lol  Not that old, 60-80's

     

  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Fri, Oct 10 2014 4:36 AM

    ithurtswnipee:

    Keep doing your best to continue carring the torch of humor. I will be giggling in the background.

    Someone needs to give the Comedian his button back. Or Rorschach to be exact.

    I'm surprised you had time to post that, with you being so busy kissing buttocks.

    You mentioned intellect, education and refinement in your post. The original racist joke and your subsequent defence of it show us that both of you have none of these attributes.

    Racist jokes are neither humerous nor clever and passing them off as somehow being retro chic or post modern irony (with a tip of the hat to a bygone age) is despicable.

  • hpurey
    11,510 Posts
    Fri, Oct 10 2014 7:04 AM

    Dougie4042:

    hpurey:
      First initial and last name.

    Harish?  Hazen?  Those are my best guesses.  :-) 

    LOL  

    Dougie4042:
    shoeshinethis:
    My favorite movie Goodfellas it was either shoeshinethis or "you think i'm funny".......now go get your shine box Tommy.....

    Funny how? Am I a clown? Do I amuse you?   LOL

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