SweetiePie: Well, yes I am...Southern California.
Miss Pie, I had you pegged for the DEEP SOUTH, I should have made that clear. I don't think Sow Cali, is quite considerd the "South" albeit it is certainly South of a darn big state.
I am glad you possess the intelect to enjoy all types of humor. I have read some of your posts & your education & refinement precedes you.
SweetiePie: I appreciated the offer to provide me with some of your "bluest" humor
The reason for the short wall post was to keep valgarity out of public view and not hand a loaded weapon to those that surely would use it against me, for lack of a funny bone.
SweetiePie: Being a girl, I don't ever ask for friendship...
I do hope that is not true outside this venue. I understand you come from & are very proud of your generational background, However Miss Pie, this is the 21 century. It is not only excepted for a "lady" to ask a person, male & female to become a friend, it is most in need these days for the men who lack the moral fortitude or balls to ask you first due to your previous generation of women burning their bra's. So sorry. I meant to say undergarments.
SweetiePie: the reverse are the tears I shed
Should you want to dry those eyes from sadness and resoak them in madness I suggest a good dose of Carl Hiaasen. I just finished "Lucky You" & am now into "Sick Puppy". It is starting out as a Don Rickles meets Andrew Dice Clay kind of thing. If you like to laugh out loud I highly suggest Mr. Hiaasens complete works of provocative insight on the insanity of the human condition from which we all suffer.
Some more than others.
Should you wish to know to whom is writing this. I suggest "Still Life With Woodpecker". Or "Even Cowgirls Get The Blues". Amongst others.
Thoreau, Shakespeare, Tolstoy, Dickens, Hemingway, (He lived near me), Poe all the other greats are arguably the best that have put ink to paper. The Iliad & Oddesy were favorites as well as both testaments & one I shall leave unmentioned at this time due to it's unpopularity..... all will last through the ages to come.
However humor is very fleeting & not conjoined to the above diction. It also is no where near excercised in here as it should be. A finer medicinal substance does not exsist. Laughter, really hard laughing that makes your eyes water is the best you will ever feel in your life. No pharmaceutical will ever give you the rush that the endorphins produced by gut busting laughing will. Like you, I have tried almost all there is to try, so I speak heavily from experience. More people in here need to understand & remember that. SIGH
Keep doing your best to continue carring the torch of humor. I will be giggling in the background.
Today Tomorrow, will be yesterday.
Someone needs to give the Comedian his button back. Or Rorschach to be exact.
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