Indeed.
If you have so much cash try spending it on that education.
For starters try learning a bit of manners.
Then learn a bit about beer, and come back here when you have got a clue about it.
I'll give you one thing though; you are, by some distance the most ignorant of Americans I have had the displeasure of coming across.
Travel is supposed to broaden the mind, but I am picturing someone who likes Sex and the City and thinks consumerism is the be and end all.
What with your great pics, you must be the least genuine person on this site.
If you have so much cash, why do you beg for equipment?