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Who will have the last word .

• craigswan 31,832 Posts

  Mon, Nov 4 2024 12:14 PM

  

• craigswan 31,832 Posts

  Mon, Nov 4 2024 12:25 PM

  

• gonfission 2,247 Posts

  Mon, Nov 4 2024 2:29 PM

  The creed

  18 to 80, blind cripple or crazy. If they can't walk, then wheel them

  There, I fixed it for you

• craigswan 31,832 Posts

  Tue, Nov 5 2024 1:45 AM

  Being regularly sarcastic increases your capacity for creativity.. I must be doing it wrong, then.

• craigswan 31,832 Posts

  Tue, Nov 5 2024 1:48 AM

  Given that, for Scots, sarcasm is an Olympic sport, this explains the panoply of Scottish inventions.

• craigswan 31,832 Posts

  Tue, Nov 5 2024 1:49 AM

  Ozzy will confirm this . In drop-off zones of the airport in Dunedin, New Zealand, you are only allowed to hug for three minutes. ‘For fonder farewells’ you are advised to move to the car park.

• craigswan 31,832 Posts

  Tue, Nov 5 2024 1:55 AM

  Drivers are only just realising they've been pronouncing Mercedes wrong their entire life . ----- Mertz-saydez". So although 'Mer-say-dees' isn't too far off, the 'Mertz' part of the pronunciation is what is missing from a lot of people's take on the brand name.

• craigswan 31,832 Posts

  Wed, Nov 6 2024 2:33 AM

  Woman makes £10,000 a week selling sweat . Wringing out her socks .

• craigswan 31,832 Posts

  Wed, Nov 6 2024 10:22 AM

  Oriental hornets can hold their alcohol better than any other animal on earth. I will take that bet .

• craigswan 31,832 Posts

  Wed, Nov 6 2024 12:57 PM