birdwell:
HA! that's classic!
My favorite was a player who says to me "just bring your A-game" in response to my "goodluck"...
Was 3 strokes up after 2 holes, he didn't tee off on the third.
LOL
I have another amusing one.
I joined a random 3 player stroke play game. One of the players started trash talking right off the bat, how he was going to show us how to play this game, how he was going to give us lessons on how to play, how good he was, the typical trash talk.
Sure enough, he eagles the first hole on Kiawah, and I'm thinking "hey, maybe this guy is good and maybe I can indeed learn a few things". By the 3rd hole, the guy was over par, and gone by the 4th hole teebox.
It's a shame, the guy started out so well and backed up his trash talking on the first hole. Apparently that was the only hole he knew how to play, lol.