I think some folks deserve the Lump of Coal Ball. An irregularly shaped black ball that rolls crooked, goes half the distance of standard balls, and shoots a dark vapor trail right in the player's face. And they have to use it exclusively for all of 2012.
Put me down for a share of the unwanted X-mas Balls, too. Funny, I don't remember anyone bitching about the free Dove version of these balls. And you don't have to look at Stewart Cink's bald head to get the X-mas Ball.
(Edit: Got an eagle and a 30 with the X-mas Ball on X-mas!)