The 81 G-20 clubs is stuck pre-beta folks
My sources at the Dub-G-T told why... "Don't say we spoke."
I started noticin' strange things all up on ol' St, A's
Truth is to get's my average down that's where I usually plays
Looked like a trenchin' tool'd been run right down the durn fairways !
With ev'ry once a while, a "Boom !" from tee box plain as day !
On point of anonymity these sources have revealed
The hows 'n wheres 'n whatnots why these clubs remain concealed.
" They just ain't safe!" they's tellin' me "Some balls blow up, ya see!"
"An' them that don't, on landin' dig these great big trencehes, geez !"
"We know we told you folks on here that they'd be out by now,
but we can't have no one get hurt, there's just no way, no how !"
So, there you have the reason folks ( which you didn't hear from me)
And , as to when they will be out, we'll have to wait 'n see.
Doc