Posted on behalf of the Cheezclan (their posts are still moderated)
A long time ago, in the far distant past
I played every day and the game was a blast.
Equipment was added and more courses to play
my addiction grew stronger, and I started to pay.
My wife was perplexed, often shaking her head
as I cursed and threw mouses, forsaking our bed.
I played in the ladders, Ready Goes and the rest –
I was good and had fun but was never the best.
Then came the Tiers and Levels, and such
and with them came scoundrels which we don’t like so much-
whether sandbaggers, multis or just plain old cheats
for the regular players they were oft hard to beat.
Some fun left the game then, for many, I fear,
as hackers and ams played with all the best gear.
Now it’s plain to the masses that this problem is big
but WGT seems to not give a fig.
So I’ve had me some fun and yanked a few chains,
‘neath the cloak of the Cheezclan I’ve played a few games.
Despite the commotion the Cheezclan provokes
the accounts remain open, they’re ignoring the blokes!
If accounts don’t get closed after actions this bold
then a fine bill of goods all you folks have been sold.
The Cheez is retiring, for the moment at least
cuz Jeezus is preparing a Velveeta feast.
Peace and out. Watch your wallets.