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Tue, Feb 28 2012 11:04 AM (104 replies)
  • MioKontic
    4,654 Posts
    Tue, Feb 21 2012 3:48 PM

    LizzieRossetti:

     

     

     

     

     

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  • godelescher
    636 Posts
    Tue, Feb 21 2012 3:52 PM

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  • godelescher
    636 Posts
    Tue, Feb 21 2012 3:56 PM

    ^ Cyclops.

  • hpurey
    11,505 Posts
    Tue, Feb 21 2012 3:56 PM

    Farve?   or Favre?   Need help with this one.  ;-)

     

  • godelescher
    636 Posts
    Tue, Feb 21 2012 3:59 PM

    hpurey:

    Farve?   or Favre?   Need help with this one.  ;-)

     

    how do you get "kernal" out of colonel?

  • Steve442
    710 Posts
    Tue, Feb 21 2012 4:02 PM

    I have a spelling checker,
    It came with my PC.
    It plane lee marks four my revue
    Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

    Eye ran this poem threw it,
    Your sure reel glad two no.
    Its vary polished in it's weigh.
    My checker tolled me sew.

    A checker is a bless sing,
    It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
    It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
    And aides me when eye rime.

    Each frays come posed up on my screen
    Eye trussed too bee a joule.
    The checker pours o'er every word
    To cheque sum spelling rule.

    Bee fore a veiling checker's
    Hour spelling mite decline,
    And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
    We wood bee maid too wine.

    Butt now bee cause my spelling
    Is checked with such grate flare,
    Their are know fault's with in my cite,
    Of nun eye am a wear.

    Now spelling does knot phase me,
    It does knot bring a tier.
    My pay purrs awl due glad den
    With wrapped word's fare as hear.

    To rite with care is quite a feet
    Of witch won should bee proud,
    And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
    Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

    Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
    Such soft wear four pea seas,
    And why eye brake in two averse
    Buy righting want too pleas.

  • MioKontic
    4,654 Posts
    Tue, Feb 21 2012 4:26 PM

    godelescher:
    how do you get "kernal" out of colonel?

    How do we (in the UK) get "leftenant" out of Lieutenant???

  • Boomerboy44
    1,514 Posts
    Tue, Feb 21 2012 4:38 PM

    cricketrules:

    Boomerboy44:

    Who cares so long as you get the drift.. I got a mother who corrects me I sure as hell don't need some jerk on a golf site correcting me.

    *I've got a mother....

    Sorry, someone had to ;)

    Jack.

    Your the kind of jerk I'm talking about

  • 3puttsSuk
    361 Posts
    Tue, Feb 21 2012 4:39 PM

    The Spell-Checker Poem

    Candidate for a Pullet Surprise
    by Mark Eckman and Jerrold H. Zar

     

     

    Good Find, always good to give credit where credit is due.

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