Mid-afternoon, guy gets a beer at a deserted bar, bartender goes into the back to get something.
Guy hears some whispering..... "Wow, nice suit" .... "You sure are handsome" ... "Great haircut."
He looks around, doesn't see anyone. Bartender comes back.
Guys says, "Man, I must be going crazy. I could swear I just heard voices, saying nice things about me."
Bartender says, "Oh yeah, that's the peanuts. They're complimentary."