I had a job at a place called Furniture land ,, Mondays were always very slow and the owner was never there on that day.. So when the cat,s away the mice will play ,,
I was the new guy and wanted to fit in with the rest of the joker,s that worked there..
I asked the girl at the front desk to page someone for me , This will be great fun I told myself as I turned away and saw that the owner had just walked in ,, It was too late to stop her and then over the store wide PA system came this ,,
Would Mr Meoff please return to the bedding department ,, Mr Jack Meoff
I was looking for a new job the next day !
True story