The perfect wife...
A man and his wife are playing golf on their local course. On the 6th hole, a par 5, the man slices his drive way right of the fairway. They eventually get to his ball only to find there is a very large barn between him and the green.
"I have an idea", says the wife, "I'll go open the barn doors both front and back and you can play the ball through."
"That's a good idea" said the man.
So off his wife goes and opens the doors of the barn. When both sets of doors were open, the man takes his shot and the ball heads towards the barn. It goes through the front set of doors, but then ricochets off the barn walls, hits his wife on the head and kills her.
Exactly a year after the tragedy, the man was playing golf with one of the members. On the 6th hole he once again slices his drive way right of the fairway. When they reach his ball they see the barn between him and the green.
"Never mind", said the friend, "I'll go open the barn doors both front and back and you can play the ball through".
"No", said the man, "I had a bad experience doing that last year".
"Oh", said the friend, "what happened?"
"I had a 7".