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Post Your Favorite Multi-Accounter Joke Here

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Mon, Mar 12 2012 12:17 PM (6 replies)
  • drmoose
    drmoose
    3,538 Posts
    Mon, Mar 12 2012 4:46 AM

    O.K., I'm sure everyone would agree WGT itself would be the biggest one, but, I'm looking for more variety, lol, maybe something like..

    This multi-accounter walks into a crowded bar and says " Hey barkeep ! "I just shot a 60 my very first game at St A's with beginner equipment, and in order to celebrate my great accomplishment, I'd like to buy the whole bar a round!" So the bartender sets a beer in front of him.

    Well , you get the idea, lol.

    Doc

  • adramforall
    adramforall
    194 Posts
    Mon, Mar 12 2012 6:37 AM

    Multi accounter walks into a hall of mirrors and wonders why no-one replies to his hello.

    Multi accounter gets into bed with his wife and does the business.  She complains at the lack of special attention saying I so much prefer it when you play as Ben, not Ben314.

     

  • andyson
    andyson
    6,415 Posts
    Mon, Mar 12 2012 6:48 AM

    Multi-accounters are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

  • KJHAWK2
    KJHAWK2
    567 Posts
    Mon, Mar 12 2012 6:56 AM

    I woke up this morning an a got a friend invite. Guess who......? Hint.... his name rymes with sleezbutts.

    HAWK

  • drmoose
    drmoose
    3,538 Posts
    Mon, Mar 12 2012 7:50 AM

    That's some funny stuff, right there...

    A German, an Italian, and an Irishman walk into the WGT pro-shop and proceed to put all their purchases on one credit card, and the person at the WGT checkout counter says " Anything else I can do for ya today Jim?"

  • opyeuclid
    opyeuclid
    6,709 Posts
    Mon, Mar 12 2012 10:29 AM

    This multi accounter goes to see the doctor ,,  (  lets call him Bill )

    Bill  to doc  , every time I open a nother account I get this PAIN in my arm !

    Doc to bill ,, You get a PAIN in your arm ?

    Bill to doc ,,  Yes , a PAIN in my arm !

    Doc to bill ,,  I have a shot that will help the PAIN ,

    The Doc then pulls down his own pants and bends over and sticks the shot in his back side .

    Bill to doc .  How is that going to help me ?

    Doc to bill ,,  It is more about how you are a PAIN in my A$$

  • drmoose
    drmoose
    3,538 Posts
    Mon, Mar 12 2012 12:17 PM

    Heh Heh Heh...

    By hiding their identity the "multis" rig the game

    The way by which they do this folks to me seems pretty lame

    It's all about transparency, a "Hack" shoots sixty three

    They obviously have no balls for all the world to see

     

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