Bodycarver:If you do not have any thing useful to say in a thread then keep it to your self. This is a help section not a spamming section. If you want to make useless posts and spams then go back to Facebook where that is all they do. Or did they already kick you off of there also?
Not sure where you got the impression that you have ANY authority to tell ANYONE what they can or can't post, but let me verify for you that it is a mistaken impression. No one is listening except to laugh and point at the little boy trying to act like a man.
Now, as Lizzie has the right to post whatever she likes on these threads, so to do you have the right to continue to squeak at us to stay on topic, so feel free to continue. Just don't expect trying to act an authority here is going to do anything but bring scorn and amuse some of us.
And, just for the record, Lizzie used one post to submit an amusing little story. You have now used what 6-8 posts to complain about it. Now, tell me again who the spammer is that is wasting everyone's time with off-topic, useless drivel? Here's a hint: It's you.