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New St Andrew rules for Seniors

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Fri, Apr 20 2012 3:46 PM (7 replies)
  • xstinsonx
    363 Posts
    Fri, Apr 20 2012 7:19 AM

    The Veterans Golf Association has negotiated with The Royal and Ancient Golf Club, based in St Andrews, Scotland to modify the Rules of Golf for Seniors

    Rule 1.a.5
    A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed on the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the rough
    with no penalty. The senior should not be penalized for tall grass which groundskeepers failed to mow.

    Rule 2.d.6 (b)
    A ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree. This is simply bad luck and luck has no place in a scientific game. The senior player must estimate the distance the ball would have travelled if it had not hit the tree and play the ball from there.

    Rule 3.b.3(g)
    There shall be no such thing as a lost ball The missing ball is on or near the course and will eventually be found and pocketed by someone else, making
    it a stolen ball. The player is not to compound the felony by charging himself or herself with a penalty.

    Rule 4.c.7(h)
    If a putt passes over a hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped. The law of gravity supersedes the Rules of Golf.

    Rule 5.
    Putts that stop close enough to the cup that they could be blown in, may be blown in. This does not apply to balls more than three inches from the hole. No one wants to make a travesty of the game.

    Rule 6.a.9(k)
    There is no penalty for so-called "out of bounds." If penny-pinching golf course owners bought sufficient land, this would not occur. The senior golfer deserves an apology, not a penalty.

    Rule 7.g.15(z)
    There is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard, as golf balls should float. Senior golfers should not be penalized for manufacturers' shortcomings.

    Rule 8.k.9(s)
    Advertisements claim that golf scores can be improved by purchasing new golf equipment. Since this is financially impracticable for many senior golfers, one-half stroke per hole may be subtracted for using old equipment.

    Please advise all your senior friends of these important rule changes.

  • 7thwave
    556 Posts
    Fri, Apr 20 2012 7:46 AM

    Love them. From what age am i considered Senior?

  • xstinsonx
    363 Posts
    Fri, Apr 20 2012 7:51 AM

    They didn't give a age so I guess it's majority of the group votes on age lol

  • RUNWME
    1,011 Posts
    Fri, Apr 20 2012 10:04 AM

    Funny stuff right there.. nice going stinson

  • YankeeJim
    25,827 Posts
    Fri, Apr 20 2012 10:15 AM

    xstinsonx:
    A ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree. This is simply bad luck and luck has no place in a scientific game.

    LOL. Finding a tree on SA is the first sign you're going to have a bad day.

  • mel1950
    2,887 Posts
    Fri, Apr 20 2012 11:10 AM

    YankeeJim:
    LOL. Finding a tree on SA is the first sign you're going to have a bad day.

    Allow us seniors SOME senility please. I see trees everywhere!!!!!!!!

    Mel

  • xstinsonx
    363 Posts
    Fri, Apr 20 2012 2:22 PM

    Figured it was funny enough to be worth sharing

  • Peajo
    16 Posts
    Fri, Apr 20 2012 3:46 PM

    WGT should do the same for us seniors

     

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