The doorbell rings and the homeowner opens the front door to see an unshaven man in raggedy clothes standing there.
The owner asks, "What do you want?"
"I haven't had a meal in two days sir and was hoping you have some work for me to do around your beautiful house?"
"Actually, I do." says the owner "I'll pay you $50 to take this brush and can of blue paint and paint the porch out back."
"Thank you, thank you sir. I'll get right on it."
About 3 hours later the doorbell rings and the owner finds the man standing there with paint in his hair, on his face and clothes. "All done?" the owner asks.
"Yes sir, and it looks real nice too. But you know sir, that ain't no porch sir, its a Lamborghini."