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Re: Sideways parking

Tue, Jan 25 2011 9:24 PM (10 replies)
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  • jakestanfill7
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    Tue, Jan 25 2011 9:24 PM

    2 of my old tricks in college to people that pi$$ed me off.

    1. Unleash about 200 crickets in the car.  They'll drive him nuts for a while until they die.  Then they stink so bad that he'll never drive the car again solving the parking problem.
    2. In the heat of summer, find a student who just finished Biology 101.  Ask them for their fetal pig.  Stuff it in the glove box which one seldom checks.  Was a great surprise for the girl who called the cops on me for shooting off bottle rockets.  Worked great in the 100 degree heat of South Georgia.  I could smell the thing in the parking lot of our apartments but it took her about 2 weeks to actually find it.

    Love the Saran Wrap story....very funny stuff.  Let's hear some more boys...and would love to hear some good ones from the ladies.

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