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Re: Quitting AGAIN

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Thu, Mar 22 2012 8:27 AM (25 replies)
  • MioKontic
    4,644 Posts
    Wed, Mar 21 2012 9:58 AM

    LizzieRossetti:

    Gerry: Waye aye, ahm frum noocassel layke, a gawdee, whas the trubbl layke muss?

    Me:  ....

    Gerry: Alloah? Whits ahp, Ah cannae hayp yuh ef yuh cannae tawe meh wissup hinnie

    Me: I'm sorry, do you have any native English speakers that I can talk to please?

    Television has gone that way now too.  The 'voice over' presenters that say what's going to be on and when all tend to be from the North East now, and all they seem to do is shout rather unnecessarily (I can turn up the volume if I want it any louder!) and speak in a language that quite simply isn't understandable south of Middlesborough.

  • luckysump
    638 Posts
    Wed, Mar 21 2012 10:30 AM

    MioKontic, I think someone buggered up your Medication mate, don't  you mean SOUTH of Middlesborough. You lot up there speak Double Dutch so i can tell, it aint English i'm sure. lol

  • luckysump
    638 Posts
    Wed, Mar 21 2012 10:55 AM

    oops. I am a Berk.

  • lee22sharon
    1,419 Posts
    Wed, Mar 21 2012 2:18 PM

    sixkiller:

    Due to extremely heavy call volume, your call will be answered in the order it was received, average hold time is 31 minutes.

    If it is any branch of our federal government, the average hold time is31 days.  free this time.

    ps, press 1 for english.

  • KEHYLAR
    551 Posts
    Wed, Mar 21 2012 7:55 PM

    CUSTOMER SERVICE

      
    Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . 

    The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, 
    You have passed all the tests, except one. 
    It is a simple test of your English language skills. 
    Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.' 

    Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' 

    The manager said, 
    'You must make a sentence using the words 
    Yellow,
     Pink, and Green .' 

    Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 
    'Mister manager, I am ready.' 

    The manager said, 'Go ahead.' 

    Mujibar said, 
    'The telephone goes green, green
    And I pink it up, and say, 
    Yellow
    , this is Mujibar.' 

    Mujibar now works at a call center. 

    No doubt you have spoken to him. 
    I know I have.

     LAURA

  • luckysump
    638 Posts
    Thu, Mar 22 2012 8:27 AM

    KEHYLAR, Lol a lot, spoke to him this morning.........

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