you know, if you would have actually read my post, you would have realized that the part about the chainsaw was a device called humor.
My actual request was to be able to accurately shape a shot, or at least be able to choose my position on a tee box, because in 'real golf,' as you so eloquently put it, when you are faced with a tight fairway off a tee, you strategically place your tee based off of wind conditions or how you want to shape your shot.
Glad there are at least a few ppl that appreciate humor and sarcasm, and don't fly off the handle at it.