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Interesting Facts . Top Nine .

Mon, Dec 17 2012 9:58 PM (32 replies)

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alosso

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Fri, Nov 23 2012 9:02 AM

gsoup:

craigswan:
Hwoeevr, tihs is olny in etxreem caess of slef aubse!

be honest how many times did it take you to type that,

How many times of what?

*all smiles*

craigswan

31,576 Posts

Fri, Nov 23 2012 2:37 PM

six

craigswan

31,576 Posts

Sat, Nov 24 2012 4:42 AM

Movie Quiz:
1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Now add the two digits of your answer together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 17 movies

Movie List:

1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama Farewell Speech of 2012
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire

craigswan

31,576 Posts

Sat, Nov 24 2012 2:47 PM

Things you can say at Christmas

1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I fancy a little dark meat for a change. (Or vice versa.)
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat!
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it n?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
19. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
20. Wow! I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.

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craigswan

31,576 Posts

Sat, Nov 24 2012 2:50 PM

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.

Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now.

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