chrisironsbones:
mikemcknight: throw lowlife language at me, I'm multiply qualified in college young PUP!
What college was this then?? I'm sure most colleges would teach you to spell correctly?
I've been seeing Courtney around the top of leaderboard for months. Where's that bollox guy who keeps cheating us all ???............... Oh, I think I'm a cheat come to think about it too? Thats the best yet. Could any one really accuse some one who Is a tour legend a cheat???
Chris...you're a cheat and you know it...Although we've never played a round together, and unbeknownst to you, we were in school at the same time and I saw you copying from Gillian Kinsey on a maths test when you were 15...I even have a picture of it. (but who could blame you...she was a real looker). And come to think of it, all you tour legends must be cheats....how is it fair that you can just stand behind us to hit all your shots....hardly seems fair at all.....why can't you lot come up and join us at the ladies tees---afterall, that's where the ladies are. I mean, we all pay the same fees to play...yet you are allowed to hit it so much further in the course of a round. Why should you you be able to play a 479 yard hole, when the same one for me might only be 426 yards? ;-)
