my first appointment with doctor susan ,
"I think I have a problem, Doc," "One of my balls has turned blue."
She examines me briefly and concludes I will die if I don,t have my testicle removed.
"Are you crazy?" "How could I let you do such a thing to me?"
"You want to die?" asks susan rhetorically, and craig has to agree to have his testicle removed.
Two weeks after the operation, he comes back. "Doc, I don't know how to say this, but the other ball has turned blue, too."
Again, the doctor tells him if he wants to live, his other testicle must be cut off, too and, again, craig is very reluctant to the idea.
"Hey, you want to die?" asks the doc, and i have to agree with the operation.
But, about two weeks after i am testicleless, i return to the doctor.
"I think something is very wrong with me. My pe nis is now completely blue."
After briefly examining me . , the doc gives me the bad news: if i want to live, my penis has to go. Of course, i do not want to hear about it.
"You want to die?" asks the doctor.
"But... how do I pee?"
"We'll install an plastic pipe, and there will be no problem."
So, i have my penis removed, and, a while after the operation, i visit the doctor again, I am very angry.
"Doctor, the plastic pipe turned blue!"
"What?"
"Can you tell me what the hell is happening!?"
So, the doctor examines craig more carefully and says, "Hmmm, I don't know, could it be the dye from your blue jeans?"