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Oakmont Greens = Ludicrous Speed!

• neildiamond11790 1,115 Posts

  Fri, Jun 25 2010 11:05 AM

  "why didn't anybody tell me my ass was so big"

• navigater 1,319 Posts

  Fri, Jun 25 2010 4:11 PM

  Ok ill tell ya

• overthetop2 192 Posts

  Sat, Jun 26 2010 6:40 PM

  prousy:

  Hi. Didn't get the reference about plaid.

  "Spaceball One"

  "They've gone into plaid!"

  If you still don't get it, just look up Spaceballs.

• lvietri 3,326 Posts

  Sun, Jun 27 2010 1:09 PM

  Dark Helmet:  How many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow ?:

  Crew: YO !!

  Dark Helmet:  I knew it ! I'm surrounded by assholes (Pulls down facemask) Keep firing assholes!

  http://www.members.tripod.com/SoundBytes1/spaceballs/sballs.html
  

• neildiamond11790 1,115 Posts

  Mon, Jun 28 2010 11:55 AM

  Perhaps my favorite:

  Col Sandurz:  Prepare to fast forward

  Fast Forwarding sir.

  Dark Helmet: Nnnn No.  Go past this part.  In fact never play this again

  movie stops

  Dark Helmet:  What the hell am I looking at.  When does this happen in the movie.

  Col Sandurz:  Now.  You're looking at now sir.  Everything happening now, is happening now.

  Dark Helmet:  What happened to then?

  Col Sandurz:  We passed then

  Dark Helmet:  When?

  Col Sandurz: Just then.  We're at now, now

  Dark Helmet:  Go back to then.

  Col Sandurz::  When?

  Dark Helmet:  Now

  Col Sandurz:  Now?

  Dark Helment:  Now

  Col Sandurz:  I can't

  Dark Helmet:  Why?

  Col Sandurz:  We just missed it

  Dark Helmet:  When?

  Col Sandurz:  just now

  Dark Helmet:  When will then be now?

  Col Sandurz:  Soon

   

   

   

   

• TomFetner 34 Posts

  Wed, Jun 30 2010 11:44 AM

  Hello my baby!

  Hello my darling!

  Hello my rag time gal!......

  Barf and Lone Starr - "CHECK PLEASE!"

  

  This is how you rake Oakmont's bunkers.