What,s your poo .
ghost poo - you know you,ve pooed . there,s poo on the toilet paper but not in the toilet .then where the hell is it .
pop a vein poo - the kind that killed elvis .it doesn,t want to come out until you,re all sweaty,trembling and purple from straining too hard .
mexican poo - you know it,s safe to eat again when your bum stops burning .
cork poo - even after the third flush it,s still there , floating in the bowl . it just won,t go away .
wet cheeks poo - the poo hits the water sideways and makes a bigger splash than the launching of the titanic .
right now poo - you need to be within 30 seconds of a toilet or it might get messy . you burn rubber to get there and it pops it,s head out before you even get your pants down .
king kong poo - it,s so big it won,t flush unless you break it into little chunks. usually happens in someone else,s house or when you have visitors . try a coat hanger .
morning after poo - normally your poo doesn,t smell this bad but when you are trying to impress your new susan and she is waiting outside .