During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical
> > activity level.
> >
> > I described a typical day, "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour
> > walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the
> > edge
> > of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my
> > eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took
> > a
> > few 'leaks' behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me
> > shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers."
> >
> > Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an
> > outdoors
> > man!"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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> >
> > "No," I replied, "I'm just a *** golfer."