OK Francois, seeing you have this thread going again I need to fess up. My original post about me is all fiction. I really am an old Grey Squirrel with big nuts. I live in a sand trap. I have a fetish for acorns and female squirrels with bushy tails. I don't like the girls with bald tails. I prefer my females built for comfort, not speed. I have lived as long as I have by staying out of the roads and the cart paths. My ideal Nirvana is a large oak tree with a perfect view of all the tails running around. I have been called a Squirrelvert due to my voyerism. I will sneak up behind the beverage cart and flick my tail, distract the girl driving and steal beer. My goodness I am shameless, I had to get this out in the open to make me feel better. Now everyone knows who the real squirrel nutz is. I feel better now. The only ones who knew the truth were Strange Magic, Canine, and I think the Soup man had a suspicion. Now lets be Honest folks.
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