Heard this one on radio today .
British rail published number of passengers using every train station in great britain today.
There is one in denton [manchester] which had 16 passengers in one year .Apparently there is one train a week at 10.20 am on fridays but there is no return service . To stop the train, passengers stand on the edge of the platform and wave at the train driver .
When a resident of 15 years was asked by the interviewer where the train station was - he was adament that it did not exist .
It will take an act of parliament to close the station .