BTW,I do still own my clubs. You'd of not seen me on a computer if I was intact. I'm out. This,"forum",has shown me all I need to see.
lbcgolf: You want real golf? Grab your sticks and head to the nearest course! It's spring, warm and pleasant but not too hot. Ain't nobody stoppin' ya! Too lazy? I tell you what... Go get some variable-speed fans to surround your monitor so you can simulate the wind indicated on the screen. Some songbirds in a cage nearby would be nice. Then take a dump on top of your desk right next to the keyboard. Greenskeeper laid a manure and sod mixture on the fairway last night, you see and....
You want real golf? Grab your sticks and head to the nearest course! It's spring, warm and pleasant but not too hot. Ain't nobody stoppin' ya!
Too lazy? I tell you what... Go get some variable-speed fans to surround your monitor so you can simulate the wind indicated on the screen. Some songbirds in a cage nearby would be nice. Then take a dump on top of your desk right next to the keyboard. Greenskeeper laid a manure and sod mixture on the fairway last night, you see and....
Well J, my wife would probably be happier with me taking a dump on the desk than she is with the beer cart girls I have circling the house while I play.
TRutger: It's got nothing to do with where the tee box is. If you comprehend my post,please address it directly.
It's got nothing to do with where the tee box is. If you comprehend my post,please address it directly.
I've wasted the time to re-read your post and I do believe I may comprehend it a little better now. I'm no longer interested in your opinion on this matter. Like last year at this time, quite a few members post on the message board their disbelief in the incredible scoring that can be attained in the US Open qualifier and make accusations of cheating or some other silly nonsense. You'll tire yourself at some point.
Best of Luck in the game.
TRutger:The top 7 players on the leader board are in the low to mid FIFTY'S? So are they hacking the game AND throwing,"Carriers",on the rest of us?
Bolly's Channel
Priestess's Channel
Nothin spooky about their shooting low.
MBaggese: Grow a set and contribute!
Grow a set and contribute!
My wife has them in a jar in the cupboard. I only get possession of them on Saturdays. : (
TRutger: I apologize for my punk ass condescending,"educated",comment. There was no reason to spew that crap.
I apologize for my punk ass condescending,"educated",comment. There was no reason to spew that crap.
I forgive you. ;o)
TRutger: Pretty hard to do that Ahole when you have a combat accident that leaves you three inches shorter. You know,you people that run your mouths just prove how stupid you really are.
Pretty hard to do that Ahole when you have a combat accident that leaves you three inches shorter. You know,you people that run your mouths just prove how stupid you really are.
Fishing for sympathy when you can't win an argument on it's own merit? Thanks for your service to our country, but otherwise I don't know you from d ! ck...
Your OP claims that the top players on this site hack the game in order to post our scores while the rest are thrown "carriers" whatever the eff that is... You've been here for 3 months, played 76 ranked rounds... and we're not supposed to be offended? You have no idea how much more you need to learn before you can come close to sniffing those scores.
Do top players have an unfair advantage? Absolutely. It's called experience!
Pardon me while I go fire another stupid round in the 50s.
lbcgolf:Pardon me while I go fire another stupid round in the 50s.
I remember that round on Kiawah in heavy winds (single play...might have been the monthly Kiawah Open) and straight off the 1st tee you found the rough on the left hand side....not a pretty start...but you ended up cardin' a 55 if I remember correctly......it was almost 2 years ago and I think at that time I was a tour pro or master....2 years down the line and the best I've managed on Kiawah front 9 is a 25.....and 26 on the back.....but not in one round.
The tricky part is to do great on all 18 holes in one round. I remember it well cause at the time I hated heavy wind...and thought "WTF" lol..."How did he do that?" when I seen the score.
Instead of newer players pointing fingers and coming away with absurd and offending remarks against folks who've gained the experience through their own hard work, they should set these scores as a goal to try and achieve the same by putting in a lot of practice to gain the experience / course knowledge / shot management which goes with it,...Will need a tad more than 76 ranked rounds.
I suppose it's easier just to say nah.......these guys must be doing naughty stuff' :)
To golf or not to golf,,,that is the question.
Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer sand-traps,
The clubs and balls of outrageous misfortune,
Or to take a driver against a Sea fo troubles,
And by oposing end to eagles, to lie, in weeds,
Yo T...
Really?
Why bring that up?
Being 3 inches shorter makes you no less of a man, and certainly shouldn't be brought up in a forum post.
Be well.