LMAO.
Find this one inside an italian magazine. It's a joke about 2 golfers at country club so I checked around the forum and didn't find any specific thread about golf jokes. I will start this one hoping that you will enjoy.
I hope that my English isn't too rusty, this is awesome, still laughing.
Two friends are at the country club, one of the two is preparing after 18 holes to make the decisive birdie. It takes a long time so the partner gets impatient and asks him how come there is taking so long. The other peaceful replies: "My wife is sitting at the club and I want to strike her with a great shot."
His pard appears will not let the joke gone: "Your wife is more than 800yds from here, explain to me how you think to hit her from here with that stupid putter. Use your fu**in' driver, damn you and try to hit mine too!".
LOL LOL LOL