The origins of spam have always been cloaked in mystery. To this day no-one knows what's in the meat or what the letters s.p.a.m. actually stand for. Some say it shorthand for 'spiced ham' others think it's an acronym for ' specially processed american meat'.
These ideas were circulated by the c.i.a. to keep the public (and the soviets) from finding out what was really going on.After years of internet research and truth seeking I can now reveal the real meaning of spam.
I will come straight to the point (as I think I am being followed and monitored by the men in black).
Spam is meat protein grown by grey aliens for human consumption, it carries a D.N.A. marker which can be tracked from the Mothership.This information will be crucial for them to expediate the final cull. It is only given to humans to eat after they have been abducted and returned home.
I have seen their computer files and can now disclose the terrifying truth.
S.P.A.M. is indeed an acronym and short for - Studied Probed And Mated.
Sorry WGTers I have to run, they are at the doo..........