LOL but do you have fun?
Well I hope so. The good news is you slowly get used to faster and faster greens as you tier up, and then find it really tough reverting back to slower greens.
That said Champ greens can be tough, those 8 inch downhillers teach you 2 things. 1. How to hole those 10 footers coming back and 2. where NOT to hit the ball to next time.
I too am not very good, but I do have fun, and if I don't, the others I play with have fun at my expense!